SAYS™
THE MOST QUOTABLE CHARACTER ON THE INTERNET
😂 HUMOR · SATIRE · ENTERTAINMENT — DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY
About MB
The Character · The Brand · The Movement
Make the world laugh, think, and get off the couch on Monday mornings
MB isn't here to give you a TED talk. MB is here to push you off the starting line on Monday with something that actually means something, hit you with an MB Fact on Tuesday that you can't argue with, hand you a shower thought on Wednesday that ruins your whole afternoon, deliver a reality check on Thursday that you needed and didn't ask for, become whatever character the day demands on Friday, fire back on Saturday with a comeback nobody saw coming, and blindside you on Sunday with something nobody could have predicted.
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The Rhythm
The Origin
MB SAYS — DECLASSIFIED
Nobody knows exactly when MB arrived. What's on record is this: a pod was found, sealed, humming faintly, containing something that clearly wasn't from around here.
⚠️ MB SAYS™ IS INTENDED FOR HUMOR & ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. ALL QUOTES, FACTS, AND CARDS ARE FICTIONAL AND SATIRICAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL ADVICE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND PROBABLY WRONG.